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Wednesday, October 4, 2017

Toby or not Toby, that is the Carvery by Christopher England

New post on England's England

Toby or not Toby, that is the Carvery

by Christopher England
You’ve heard of ‘paying it forward’ right? That’s the simple act of doing something nice for somebody else, especially if they could really do with a little unexpected something to lift their spirits.
I believe we should ‘pay forward’. Especially so when it takes a very little effort, but makes a big difference to the recipient. It is also important not to brag about paying forward. There’s nothing worse than somebody saying, “Hey look at me and all I do for chariddy”.
Sick in my mouth!
Paying forward is a personal thing. It is not a bragging right. Okay?
Anyway...
I just discovered a brilliant paying forward device. It’s the Toby Carvery app.
tobyappYes, the Toby Carvery app. An app specifically for those eating in a Toby Carveryrestaurant/pub.
Using the Toby Carvery app, you can select any table and pay the bill. Yes, any table. Any bill. Plus you can specify the tip for the waiting staff.
If you are unaware of a Toby Carvery, it’s a place where nice people are out-numbered by fat people. Fat people with out of control screaming children.
The centrepiece of a Toby Carvery is a man with a tall white hat who cuts slithers of meat and puts them on a plate. Then it’s help yourself to the large selection of vegetables. It is important to overfill the plate with these so that items are being shed and trampled into the carpet at every opportunity on route back to the table.
Being cheap, yet fair quality, Toby Carveries attract scum. You know, benefit cheats who come to spend our money on a meal despite having no clue how to behave in public. Those. The ones who have pumped out children in order to get a house, but have no interest in parenting the child. Those. The fat people.
Toby Carveries also attract old folk wanting a cheap afternoon out. Their dining experience is usually spoiled by the scum and their screaming children running up and down between the tables.
So, back to paying forward using the Toby Carvery app.
Howzabout paying the bills of those customers stressed out by the scum infesting the place? That timid old couple with many years of love and devotion who can barely afford the meal as a special treat. Their ‘date’ has been ruined by the scum. They and all the other quiet and polite customers, poor things, get their bills paid. The scum being left out. Perfect.
Yeah, using the app to anonymously pay all their bill, give a huge tip to the waiting staff, and type in a message to him/her thanking them for tolerating the obviously rude and unwelcome hard to serve scum.
Now, that’s paying forward, that is.
Christopher England | 25 August, 2017 at 00:05 | Tags: paying forwardtoby carvery | Categories: Behaviour | URL: http://wp.me/p4IW6-4TZ
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Saturday, September 30, 2017

North Korea "Thinking About Satellite Delivery Services" in Exchange for Nukes






North Korea’s Kim Jong Un Calls President Donald Trump ‘Mentally Deranged US Dotard’ 


WEST SACRAMENTO CA (IFS) -- Kim Jong-un accused of 'begging for war"  by President Donald Trump and his United Nations Speech that will go into the history books as one of the most aggressive push for war than any other leader in the world at any time.  Not even Adolph Hitler could top this speech.  

President Kim Jong-un for the first time in history looks and sounds like the good guy!  Even as he plays with his missile systems.  Kim could switch sides easily with great financial incentives to launch communications satellites for everyone who could use his services.  He has the missile(s) to go into orbit and he has managed "the fire on a stick" system.  So why not satellites -- Mr. Presidents? In the real world, these leaders continue to play with matches.


Friday, September 29, 2017

Houston Texas After Harvey

Tata Motors will phase out the Nano in three to four years







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Phasing the Nano out shows that Ratan Tata has learnt to bite the bullet. The new Tata cars, built around style and better performance, are doing much better than the old models.
Tata Motors has outgrown Nano thinking.
After eight years and a sustained failure to set hearts racing, the Tata Nano, it seems, is set to drive into the sunset. A Times of India report says that Tata Motors will phase out the Nano in three to four years so that it can cut out the multiplicity of car platforms from the current six to just two.
If this happens, it will be both a vindication of ousted Tata Sons chairman Cyrus Mistry, and a partial rejection of his stand that the Nano was being kept alive only for “emotional” reasons. His reference was to the fact that the Nano was Ratan Tata’s pet “Rs 1 lakh car” project, a car which was supposed to upgrade millions from thinking two-wheelers to four-wheelers.

Sunday, September 24, 2017

Creative Movement by Chief X Kid Fonque (Episode 7) By Brooklyn Radio

New show by Brooklyn Radio


Creative Movement by Chief X Kid Fonque (Episode 7)

Kid Fonque brings a mixed selection of soulful tracks and music from South Africa !
Chief in the first part pulls out records from his vast record collection of 45rpm. 
Enjoy the rockets.


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